hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.
Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.
by abject.hana January 26, 2009
Get the facebook fonies mug.Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.
A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.
No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011
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