FMC

The short form for Forde Memorial Cup, a road hockey tournament, that its participants most often use.

The FMC is the best thing that's ever happened to road hockey.

by dark shade June 1, 2006

FMC

Feel My Cock

Hey you don't like what I said? Then FMC!

by DJ DCL December 31, 2009

fmc

fuck me crazy. an abbriviation

fmcS (fuck me crazy sam)

by Annie H February 16, 2008

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

fmc

an acronym for FLICK MY CLIT. has the same meaning as smd aka SUCK MY DICK.

Mr. Smith gave us so much homework he can FMC.

by thekiller3392 October 25, 2010

fmc

Fuck my computer.

Damn it, my computer just froze right before the Jonas webcast! FMC.

by Mentos18 May 29, 2009

fmc

fuck my country

kelly: "Oh wow, looks like the govt. is going to cut social security and welfare, while doubling our funding to Israel!"
susan: "aww fmc, really?!"

ajit (looking at ent. ratings): "hey so I see justin beiber and a guy named pitbull are currently topping the music charts, while glee and mobbed are the topping t.v. shows."
evan: "fmc, man!"

by TC Jenkins June 18, 2012