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FLIRJ

First Lady I’d Rim J__”
by Kbr0 October 28, 2008
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FLIRJ

Hilary Clinton is a FLIRJ as heard on Saturday Night Live, not a flurge.
by Kiki McIntire October 29, 2008
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FLIRJ

Sarah Palin: Please everyone stop calling me a MILF.

Hillary Clinton: And everyone stop calling me a FLIRJ. I looked it up online and I don't like it.


Guy 1: Damn, look at Hillary Clinton. You know she used to be the First Lady.

Guy 2: Well that she's one FLIRJ
by DJ Runway October 31, 2008
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FLIRJ

First Lady I ReJected! (or) First Loser I ReJected!
Gal: I saw the killer SNL skit last night and it rocked....but WTF is a FLIRJ?
Guy: LOL...it's Mein Hitler! Psycho Butch w/ Cankles who wanted to overthrow the gov. but got rejected instead. Face, Burn, Match...

NBC Saturday Night LiveSNL-13/09/08 show featuring head writer Tina Feyas Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her fellow castmate Amy Poehleras Hillary Clinton
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "And don't refer to me as a flirj. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
by BCREATIV October 28, 2008
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Flirj

1. An acronym for "First Lady? I'd Rather Jack-off....". Presumably the rest of the statement would be then fuck.

2. First Lady I'd rim job
1. I would fuck Laura Bush or Michelle Obama, but Hillary Clinton is too much of a flirj.

2. Laura Bush is a Flirj. I'd eat that ass for hours
by buster chestnutz October 24, 2008
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flirj

New acronym apparently made up by the writers of Saturday Night Live for the 9/13/08 show. Used to contrast Tina Fey as "Sarah Palin" against Amy Poehler as "Hillary Clinton". In discussing sexism, "Palin" tells everyone to stop calling her a milf, then "Clinton" says to stop calling her a "flirj" (says she has Googled the definition and does not like it!).

Now everyone is Googling "flirj" and no one seems to know what it means, but it would make sense for it to mean (in contrast to "milf" and as a desciption for the mean things people say about Hillary Clinton):

Fat Lesbian -- I'd Rather Jack-off
Hell no I don't want to fuck that flirj! She scares me!!
by Lucky Guess October 28, 2008
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flirj

by Dantheman3d3 October 29, 2008
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