Flermoen

It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.

"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."

by Regan11 May 6, 2011

Flerp

(noun, verb, or adjective)
to spasm or move around violently, can be good or bad

- Did you hear that trumpet flerp?
- I feel flerpy today!
- You're such a flerp.

by hogwartschica November 6, 2011

Flermb

A mythical creature with the chinchilla sized head of a chinchilla, chinchilla sized feet, and the full sized body of a unicorn. (Incredibly aggressive)

Jose got insides turned outside by a flermb.

by GIMOOSH November 16, 2022

Flermin

Another miniature sexual organ within the human body located away from the reproductive system. Varies in location from one person to another. But once located, could boost ones sexual experience drastically or, For those who are busy it could help speed up the sex process.

He fondled my flermin during sex and I had the orgasm of my life

by Linguana April 10, 2015

flerp

A fart emanating from the tip of the penis. However that works.

I was pushing so hard I had to flerp after.

by Bill Stains November 1, 2007

Flerp

A flerp is when you are looking for a word but forget as soon as your saying it so all that comes out is gibberish

The other day I was trying to say squirrel but then I had a flerp

by Blerh August 14, 2018

flerm

an ejaculation of bodily fluids

"dude, he totally flermed all over her face."

by carly and amanda fleming August 8, 2008