A highly homosexual gender fluid individual who loves getting dicked down. This person will regularly attend glory holes. This person is lower than a Bottom Bitch.
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“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it’s open, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.
“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it’s open, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.
Ben: Goddamnit, my Sobe has fishturds in it. I'm not drinking this crap!
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.
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A person, usually brainwashed by mainstream fashion trends, who makes rules about what an individual can or can't wear or buy. The average fashion editor can be considered a fashtard; any person writing for, reading, or buying Glamour magazine would be immediatly labeled a fashtard; people who refuse to buy non-name-brand items and people who believe in the term must-have are straight-up fashtards.
Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.
Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.
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This is a necessary 2023 update to the 2004 (founded) UD entry of FISHTAB. This needed, as most affluent Illini Invaders are older now and fishing is too much work. They have since traded their fishing boats for Polaris RZR's.
Shithead Towing A Rzr
This is a necessary 2023 update to the 2004 (founded) UD entry of FISHTAB. This needed, as most affluent Illini Invaders are older now and fishing is too much work. They have since traded their fishing boats for Polaris RZR's.
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