I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. 

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. by GGR September 29, 2008

like your ass is on fire 

A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.

1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"

2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.





Mark H. UD contributer since last February.

like your ass is on fire by Mark H April 6, 2005

your head's on fire 

What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

Another way of saying "you're trippin'"

An oldskool phrase.

Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.

Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.

your head's on fire by elevenxover December 19, 2008

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire 

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

your world on fire 

a very awesome band

i like to listen to your world on fire

your world on fire by abcd dcba June 3, 2012