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Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011
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ficus

A present that only a hated person receives.
Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
by OhHowILoveBacon September 19, 2009
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dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011
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Ficus Elastica

A musical artist based in San Diego, California that (such as the plant species) is in existence to remove toxins from the environment with good vibrations and manifests a healthy output of positive energy and well being.
Person 1: Have you heard the album "The Festival of Solitude"?

Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?

Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.

Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?

Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.
by Beatsforlife July 18, 2017
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Ulysses H. Ficus

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.
by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011
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fo ficus

big juicy black nigger in your pants jacking off his clit
by Fo ficus June 21, 2024
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Ficus

“Aw ficus that guys! I’m not the Gilgo Besch killer
by Flip flop freida September 17, 2021
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