Fert

a slang word for fertilizer used mostly by Master Gardeners.

Person 1: Man, that fert smells like poo!
Person 2: Thats cause it is poo!

by kymberli_01 April 16, 2010

fert

When someone does something frard you say "Fert"

Frard

"Oh man i shit myself"
"FERT! You're frard Michael Mcevoy."

by Zakson 3 November 3, 2004

fert

Used as a replacement for any word.
It is for the person that says it to decide its meaning.

Check out my fert! (CHeck out my ass, boobs, shirt, pants etc etc etc)
Dont fert! (Dont sweat it)
Look at your fert (look at ur face etc etc)

FERT (any thing that exclaims a surprise like cool wow awesome etc etc

by Guinness Fert January 10, 2008

Nueph-fert

The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.

"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)

by bernunscurtymertun June 28, 2004

Wet Juicy Fert

Nartsack

I love that wet juicy fert

by nartsgort October 16, 2018

Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person

Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human

by Genzar December 30, 2018

ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.

"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"

by mochacoughy February 27, 2012