female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005

Fattuzing

Definition 1:
To boost to an extreme level.

Definition 2:
To exagerate beyond belief.

Definition 3:
To tell a lie

Example 1:
DA Boiz: Yo chris you fucked some girl in the club.

Christian: What? Oh yeah! Yeah man. Fuck. Y-y-ooo she was screaming my name so loud everyone cheeered Chris when I came out. Maan I was so drunk on ciroc and grey goose like fuck.

DA Boiz: How was it?

Christian: Yo man like.... It was so great.

DA Boiz: Come on..... Stop Fattuzing.

Chrisi Cmon man, i'm right here.

Example 2:

Lightskin: Hey man I have NBA 2K14.

Corny: Really bahd? When did you get it?

Lightskin: Well I don't actually have it yet... But li...

Corny: FATTUZ!

by St.Paul March 26, 2013

Fatting out

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Fartning

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.

I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!

by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011

The Fappening

The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.

8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.

Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?

Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.

by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014

Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

by dbgrd April 30, 2021

The Fappening

August 31st 2014, a day that shall go down in history. On the day of The Fappening ,high amounts of explicit photos of various female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande were leaked. The internet rejoiced.

P1: Dude did you see those leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?

by UntamedMustache September 1, 2014