farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart
person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles
by phoenixofdeth November 15, 2009
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An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret June 27, 2013
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Fart-e-clay

the particles of flatulence.

see also fart particles, farticles.
Connor left farticle' on the computer chair! It gave us pink eye!
by Jordie Muska February 15, 2009
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(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.
"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009
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the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.
Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!
by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017
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far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
by Vanna Bonta January 09, 2008
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Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.
An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.
by Rasputin the third July 21, 2005
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