fart on you

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").

Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."

by motoroil March 4, 2021

Fart on my balls

To sit around and do nothing

“I did nothing today but sit around and Fart on my balls”

by Lindchi March 22, 2022

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Fart on your flame

To disappoint someone with the truth

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024

a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

by trompeter April 12, 2019

National fart on a gingers face day

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one

Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !

by Super unicorn 21 February 9, 2021