A town in Long Island New York that specializes in whooping massapequas ass in every way possible. Not only is Farmingdale better in every way the residents also take pleasure in destroying massapequans asses in any physical altercation. It is a good thing they are rich because they are forced to make several trips to the hospital each month do to these altercations.
"What happend honey??!!!"
"I got beat up again..."
"What did i tell you about going into Farmingdale?"
-Typical Massapequan family conversation
"I got beat up again..."
"What did i tell you about going into Farmingdale?"
-Typical Massapequan family conversation
by Kapalski August 05, 2009
After Farmingdale won the Nassau County Chanpionship, they went home and ran train on the Massapequa cheerleaders.
by kiefer March 21, 2005
A town comprised of many males who aspire to nothing but sports. Even though the entire school is obsessed with sports such as Football and Lacrosse, farmingdalers have something to show for it. No matter how much Massapequa may think they are better than farmingdale in such said sports... they..sadly are NOT. Proven so after Farmingdale took home the LI Championships in football.
No matter how much Massapequa wishes they were better FARMINGDALE WILL ALWAYS KICK ASS IN ALL GAMES AGAINST THEM.
by Jbean June 11, 2005
1. A town on Long Island in which all of its inhabitants receive pleasure in the rear. Their athletes especially enjoy this before they have an event.
2. A town in which the athletes get brutally murdered in all sports by Massapequa especially football and Lacrosse.
2. A town in which the athletes get brutally murdered in all sports by Massapequa especially football and Lacrosse.
by Cheif February 19, 2005
Town on Long Island. Half Nassua county half Suffolk 100% awsome. better than massapeqa home of the some of the most bad ass people around. the sump crew consisting of tom mike chris w chris b james k mike brucie widescreen. well known to many native dalers
dude 1: yo you go to Farmingdale last night?
Dude 2: yea bro i chilled with the sump crew!
Dude 1: sweet
Dude 2: yea bro i chilled with the sump crew!
Dude 1: sweet
by fdale4life October 22, 2009
Farmingdale is a poor, dirty, trashy town north of Massapequa. It is considered the white trash capital of Nassau county and is full of crime and losers. The average IQ of a Daler is 80. The stores are in shambles, half the residents are below the poverty line, the houses are dirty, streets filled with garbage, constant crime and vandalism.
Farmingdale is the prostitute capital of the Long Island. They don't even realize that there are at least 90 hookers from Flushing working in "storefront massage parlors"; but are actually full-service prostitutes. How blind can this village be? If they closed down all the hoar houses, Farmingdale would look like a ghost town as half the businesses would be shut down.
The residents have an inferiority complex and desperately want to be like their greater southern neighbor, Massapequa.
Look at the entries for Fdale on urbandictionary. Completely obsessed with Pequa!! It's actually quite flattering to Massapequa that they have such a huge admirer in the lowly Fdale. Massapequa constantly owns Fdale in every single sport there is, the houses, people and location are superior to the "dirty" Dale.
Farmingdale is the prostitute capital of the Long Island. They don't even realize that there are at least 90 hookers from Flushing working in "storefront massage parlors"; but are actually full-service prostitutes. How blind can this village be? If they closed down all the hoar houses, Farmingdale would look like a ghost town as half the businesses would be shut down.
The residents have an inferiority complex and desperately want to be like their greater southern neighbor, Massapequa.
Look at the entries for Fdale on urbandictionary. Completely obsessed with Pequa!! It's actually quite flattering to Massapequa that they have such a huge admirer in the lowly Fdale. Massapequa constantly owns Fdale in every single sport there is, the houses, people and location are superior to the "dirty" Dale.
You will never be like Massapequa, give it up Farmingdale.
Even if you had the money, money can't buy class Farmingdale.
Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale = trashiest spot on LI
Let's go to Farmingdale and catch a happy ending, 95 "massage parlors" to choose from
Even if you had the money, money can't buy class Farmingdale.
Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale = trashiest spot on LI
Let's go to Farmingdale and catch a happy ending, 95 "massage parlors" to choose from
by dummybomb January 14, 2011
Farmingdale aka Fdale home of the Dalers, no one actually knows what a daler is. i will tell you. Daler (noun)member of the farmingdale community that gets their asses handed to them in every sport against their long time rivals the Massapequa Chiefs. The guys are all dirty and the ones that arent balck think they are and the girls are hoeish trash. and their kickline, reminds me of when mars attacks. In conclusion Farmingdale home of the dirty dalers is a place people choose to settle bc they can not afford the home in the highish priced town on long island.
by ChiefPride March 02, 2006