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A town in Long Island New York that specializes in whooping massapequas ass in every way possible. Not only is Farmingdale better in every way the residents also take pleasure in destroying massapequans asses in any physical altercation. It is a good thing they are rich because they are forced to make several trips to the hospital each month do to these altercations.
"What happend honey??!!!"
"I got beat up again..."
"What did i tell you about going into Farmingdale?"

-Typical Massapequan family conversation
by Kapalski August 5, 2009
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