farf

To inadvertantly fart whilst laughing.

oh jesus, I just farfed.

by droogey November 29, 2007

Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

Farf

Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."

by Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppln September 14, 2020

farf

When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*

by Anonymous #125 August 23, 2019

Farfed

Means whatever you want it to mean.
Preferably if you can't be bothered contributing to something.

I can't be farfed

by Einsteinsmyuncle May 14, 2011

WHARF THE FARF

The WTF used by world of warcraft players

Fat guy: WHARF THE FARF Jeff?! We are on the same team!

by EpicMuffinWIN January 03, 2011

Farf

when you fart and cough at the same time

“Maddy i farfed on my couch”

by gayrae June 30, 2023