farbered

To attempt to add value in an overly confident way to ones personal situation, only to cause more disruption than if left alone; self-inflicted fuck up. Similar to farberize, but mainly affecting yourself.

1. I totaly farbered my computer when they gave me admin rights and I installed Chrome.

2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.

3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.

by The Real D2 February 25, 2013

farbergasted

when you fart and it smells like cheese.

"oh my he just farbergasted."
"johnson just farbergasted"

by exioflobololigist April 7, 2015

farble narble

This is just something I came up with and if you found this somehow good job!

Bleh farble narble

by Chaos Creator May 19, 2017

farble

To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.

"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."

by Whitt March 9, 2007

farber

the craziest orchestra conductor in the world

Mr. farber was blabberin on about music theory

by Cam March 29, 2004

farberize

To come into a situation that is bad and make things MUCH worse.

Well... you have really farberized this one haven't you?

by Ihova October 3, 2007

Fartler

Strange man-beast creatures found in the mountains, they have large bushy beards and all they say is "the fartler". They hunt and kill deer, bear, mountain lion, raccoon, Human, etc. with their bare hands. They have been known to hang the skinned bodies of their prey from sticks around their huts.

Craig look the fuck out! A Fartler is behind you! Run!!!

by Popcorn Hippopotamus October 17, 2012