Fappy

A combination of the words "fat" and "happy"

Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"

Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"

by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle February 05, 2006

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In a state of sadness, loneliness and desire to masturbate.
The porn website fappy.ml dedicated its name to addressing this type of state.

I'm in a fappy mood in this pandemic period

by conor_mcdonalds January 23, 2022

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The opposite of hangry (a portmanteau of the words hungry and angry.) Fappy is a portmanteau of full and happy.

by csalinardi August 16, 2017

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Chelsey and Kelly Were fappy as they ate donuts and drank coffee.

by Red-fin rules November 01, 2016

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A mixture of fucking and happy, fucking happy.

Naomi is fappy. Barney is one big fappy purple dinosaur.

by Hannah October 18, 2004

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fappie

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 17, 2008

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The art of giving a red headed woman sloppy fanny pashes.

Darryl claims that Portia's vagina flushed over 2 litres when he gave her a fappy.

by gaynar September 15, 2010

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