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Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground
You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!
by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013
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fake man

your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man

when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?

or

girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017
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fakeminist

Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights
x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist
by icube June 19, 2017
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Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.
You are a Fakemaster.
by PaulieS August 6, 2008
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fakemacian

A person that acts Jamaican but is not
That honkey is a fakemacian
by Mamaleezard March 15, 2015
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fademan

He who camps and hides
Where is has fademan run away to?
by Justin Wong February 11, 2004
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facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.
Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!
by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009
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