face plant

The fine and precise art of landing ones face into the ground , floor , or concrete usually by act of sporting stupidity or by natural means of clumsiness .

That dumb bitch done face-planted his shit hard .
Nice face plant you stupid fucking idiot..

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy January 1, 2017

Face Plant

When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...

"Dude... what happen to his face?"

"His driveway!! Face Plant right on that bitch"

by AcaciaOctoberRain666 January 9, 2010

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023

face plant

The words yelled after grabbing a girl's wrists out from under her whilst doing her from behind.

Bernie and Linda were having a good time until Bernie chopped Linda's arms out from under her and yelled "Face plant!"

by Heather Ledger January 30, 2005

face plant

To smash a potted plant into someone's face.

Phil anciently face planted himself after getting intimate with a tulip!

by ruft May 18, 2011

face plant

V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"

Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!

by TickTock69 May 2, 2005

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019