Blue Exorcist

My life.

Person A: Hey cutie. Wanna go to the movies?
Person B: No, I'm going to binge watch Blue Exorcist again tonight, so I have no time for a social life or your unrequited shows of love to my weaboo self.

*walks away*

Person A: Oookay...

by MephistophelesIsFABULOUS February 15, 2017

Joe Exotic

He's the man who unwittingly saved America during the Coronavirus outbreak of 2020.

The show Tiger King, which was about him and his exotic animal zoo in Oklahoma, aired on Netflix at the same time everyone was quarantined with COVID-19.

The show depicts the only thing more batshit crazy in America than the outbreak itself, thus giving Americans a sense of hope and normalcy.

As such, it became the main source of entertainment for many, and a major subject of social media discussions during the shutdown.

Thank you Joe Exotic for saving America!

by Jacaranda March 27, 2020

Reverse Exorcism

When the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body.

I hear they could need a reverse exorcism or two in the Vatican right around now.

by KK02 February 15, 2020

Exoticism

It is the religion of for those who worship the gay redneck Lord and Savior, Joe Exotic, also known as “the Tiger King”. Those who practice this religion will also dedicate their souls to the true God by proclaiming that Carole Baskin is a Murderer and deserves jail time for killing her husband. They also may either start dressing in their God’s wardrobe.

Person A: “I practice Christianity. What religion do you practice?”

Person B: Practice? The hell you mean “practice”? I don’t practice my religion. I advance in my religion which is called “Exoticism” and people like me are Tiger Lovers and are advocates for justice which is why we want that bitch, Carole Baskin in prison for murdering her husband.”

by AnarchoDyke April 27, 2020

exorcist

an exorcist is just a priest yeeting the demon out of you

“you need an exorcist”

by geneheybebeffw July 2, 2018

Exotic Cricket

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

the exorcist

Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.

Scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.

by Mariah August 12, 2004