shawshank exemption

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

by amra July 12, 2006

Artist's exemption

When an aspiring musician or artist is given an exemption from having a nice car or apartment during a courtship of a girl.

"Kelly your new friend is kind of a loser!" It's ok he is releasing a mixtape pretty soon so he gets an artist's exemption.

by Drama21 April 22, 2012

exemptuous

Amazing. Incredible. Also works for sexy and horny.

I'm feelin' pretty damn exemptuous at the moment.

by aj12345 October 25, 2007

Jersey Shore Exemption

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.

I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.

by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010

california exempt

California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.

man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail.

by Furly Ghost September 6, 2005

NNN Exemption

The all time Exemption from No Nut November.

1. In a relationship (she’s gotta be good looking or it don’t count and the homies have to agree)
2. You get a free Nut pass

And that my friends is the only Exemptions so use this at your own discretion:))))

Jonas is EXEMPT from NNN because he’s with a hella good looking girl!!!!!!!
NNN Exemption- you’re exempt from NNN

by Panchoman6457 November 1, 2021

Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.

Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.

by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020