HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Excise

What your Chinese professor says instead of exercise.

Prof: We will have some excise next week, so be prepared.
Class: These student fees are killing us!

by WizzBud March 9, 2023

excision

when you’re drunk and decide to text your ex

a different type of excision

by ilovetodrinkwater December 25, 2023