minimally exceptional

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.

Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"

by EverGreen February 16, 2012

sartorial excellence

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

by K*McD December 28, 2007

Excelgasm

When such satisfaction while using Microsoft Excel results in an orgasm, plain and simple.

Sean: Oh my Lord... look at that graph.
Ethan: Dude, you just had an Excelgasm.

by David Hochmann February 17, 2010

Excelling

It is the art of watching an excel file while it watches you back, while you are being incredibly unproductive.

I was working on our company's analysis and was excelling at that for many hours!

by malnic May 13, 2021

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.

Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016

excessive penis

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers

He had excessive penis

by tal nska January 7, 2016

Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006