exlaberent

To be excited, nervous, jumpy, happy, freaking out, super active, and feeling Jesus like.

ex. “I’m very exlabernt to see that one movie tomorrow."
"What... exlaberent isn’t a word?"
“Yes it is stupid. It means to be excited, nervous, jumpy, happy, freaking out, super active, and feeling Jesus like.
God your stupid"
“Oh well... I've never heard of it"
“well I guess that was your lesson of the day"

by luccie :D March 27, 2009

elaxing

Relaxing via the internet (i.e Instant messaging, emailing, surfing...etc)

Joe: Whats up?
Bob: Not much, just elaxing, you?

by Alex Gubert January 12, 2007

exlaws

Those people who were once your inlaws, but now due to a divorce aren't anymore. Used when your previous inlaws don't much like you and the feeling is mutual!

I called the exlaws and they will pick the girls up at noon.

by dental assisting divorcee May 27, 2006

ex-lax

A laxative. Commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. Over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. Can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).

God he should be bleeding outta his ass because of all the ex-lax you gave him.

by buck March 16, 2003

Exlaxtasy

A combination of both Exlax and Ecstacy in one small convient pill form. Time released so you can feel both peak at the same time.

Wow man!! My Exlaxtasy just kicked in!! That hot chick over there. See her? I don't know if I want to fuck her or shit my pants!!! Maybe I'll do both at once?????

by Tommy R September 22, 2006

Exlaxorcism

the need of a laxative to expel what is causing the foulest of smells from the one farting.

O My God! That fart was pure evil! You need an Exlaxorcism!

by Mariclaude September 22, 2013

Exlacstasy

The result of a prank involving secretly serving both ex lax and ecstasy. It causes pleasurable defecation.

I had a bad case of exlacstasy at the club last night. It was amazing but I forgot to wipe.

by clarkology July 19, 2009