premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

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Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

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a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.

"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."

by icehead November 6, 2008

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Re-evaluate chip dip

Verb - When you are eating chips with dip and dont have enough of one quantity so you change the amount of dip you put on a chip

I was eating nachos and has a little bit of cheese left and a lot of nachos so i had to re-evaluate chip dip and then i finished my nachos and cheese at the same time.

by Uselessness July 5, 2010

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Penetration Evaluation

A method where one conducts thourough analysis to assess whether a specific individual of the opposite sex is considered to be worthy to penetrate - or be penetrated by.

Yoo fam, I would finna smash her/him!
I'm not sure mate, I will have to conduct a Penetration Evaluation.

by Keesie-Oilcorner January 2, 2020

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