Essay

Work that teachers do to torture their students. No one likes them and teachers except for the teachers who love watching their students suffer.

Essays are the worst thing to happen to earth since kids started turning imo

by JuiceMan30 February 17, 2019

essay

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

by Queen Wannahackalugee October 21, 2008

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

Essais

A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.

Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please

by You’re conscious December 08, 2017

essay

1. What you should probably be working on right now. See also: homework

Hmm, what can I possibly do to further my procrastination? I know! Look up the word "essay" on UD!

by Henriettah June 14, 2011

essay

How a moron spells ese.

An essay is something you write for school, not a Mexican.

by WAGMIRE October 15, 2005

essay

a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.

Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.

by B-e-n February 13, 2006