Ervin

A man known to have a small penis

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.Girl 1: the guy im dating has such a small penis
Girl 2: a guy like that must be an Ervin

by beigell September 29, 2020

Ervin

Big forehead, extremely toxic. Bread eating cunt...

His forehead has it's own gravity. That's just Ervin.
Toxicity is key in Ervin's life.

by Lil Q. November 26, 2019

Ervin

A gap-tooth piece of shit. A type of person who stays home and plays fortnite. He stinks like shit, doesn’t take showers and loves Brazilian girls. However, not everyone can yap like Ervin, he is a leader.

Hey look it’s Ervin, smells like shit

by Maythrlordbehdidkd March 18, 2019

Ervin

A gay immigrant

FBI: Where did he go
Ervin: Fuck you ara( starts to run)

by Gomik god March 6, 2019

Ervin

Another way of saying simp.

Mordecai is such a fucking ervin jesus.

by Wopwop3123 March 8, 2020

Ervin

Ervin is a bitchy ass bitch who likes to stick his finger up guys butt holes

Stacy: Hey there’s Ervin

Taylor: he’s so gay

by Sjdnbejehdb May 21, 2018

ervins

A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved.

Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.

Have you met ervins? He’s a dad in more ways than one

by CoolErvDadBod July 23, 2019