sock erosion

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.

i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.

by toine toine December 12, 2012

Eooosophcelodiogrigoneprazexemsl

1. said in awkward moments of slience;
2. used to exclaim emotion (i.e. gaity);
3. an exceedingly sentimental greeting used to express otherwise indescribable emotion.

1. "...Eooosophcelodiogrigoneprazexemsl" exclaimed Fanny, ending the awkward moment.
2. "Ohh I'm so giddy" Shaquay-quay shouted "like Eooosophcelodiogrigoneprazexemsl, shawwwty!"
3. "Eooosophcelodiogrigoneprazexemsl I thought you were dead!"
erupted Josephine.

by 000max000 December 24, 2008

golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU

When you has reached the max level of boredom.... Congratulations for that?

Person: I searched golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU in the Urban Dictionary

Person 2: You're so fucking bored

by ElMarcianoide June 22, 2021

Erossexual

Being completely in love with Eros 100 million percent

Hey Eros, guess what~
What?~
I’m erossexual
*fucks*

by Smalltimeotter July 14, 2019

chin erosion

The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.

Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!

Nah I dont feel like going today man.

Why not?

I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!

by Shibbda March 4, 2008

Eros

Eros (Cupid) is the son of Aphrodite.

Eros is the god of love.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Erossexual

Being deeply in love with my beautiful baby girl

I love you baby, I am erossexual

by Smalltimeotter July 14, 2019