egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

egonomics

The study of the (often inverse) relationship between the size of a persons ego and their true worth to society.

He talks about himself all day, but egonomics states no-one would notice if he died.

by Drazyl August 11, 2003

Ergonomical

Yeah, it's a fucking word.

Fornicating under consent of the king is very ergonomical.

by A Valid Dictionary August 29, 2021

egonomics

The Law of Egonomics states that; there is the Right Way; the Wrong Way and then there's My Way. If you don't like My Way you can hit the highway.

The Law of Egonomics apply when bad business decisions are made by Egotistical CEO's, Presidents or Managers.

by J. Allen R. September 12, 2003

ergonomics

To make the man fit into the box instead of the box fitting round the man.

to put people in cubicles and force them to be creative instead of putting them in a creative environment and letting it happen

by Craven September 26, 2004

ergonomist

One who practices and gives advice on ergonomics; human factors specialist (US).

Often referred to as an ergonomics consultant (UK).

The ergonomist assessed the organisational factors involved with industrial accidents in a large manufacturing industry.

by southside label October 7, 2006

ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

by Jackmebones May 8, 2012