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Envisexual

Being sexually attracted to people of whom you are jealous, regardless of their gender or sexuality; A bisexual or pansexual person who is predominantly attracted to people who have traits they lack and/or desire.
That chubby girl must be envisexual, because she will only date skinny people.
by Sara Nayde October 24, 2008
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emosexual

(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
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Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual
by cole March 21, 2004
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Edusexual

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
by Kag December 28, 2005
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Pisexual

1. Identifying as both Bisexual and Pansexual.
2. Also feeling connected to the bisexual community, because there is more support.
3. Going back and forth from identifying as Bisexual and Pansexual.

4. This is especially common in the late Gen Y and early Gen Z, coming out as bisexual first, then finding out about Pansexual, but still feeling a strong support group from the bisexual community, and having more bisexual representation on TV.

PS. This definition was created by an Online High School Girl who’s Hella Queer, love kpop, dance, and has a weird pet Betta fish. - Amaya
“She’s both bisexual and Pansexual, she’s pisexual”
“My personal definition of bisexual is having romantic or sexual attraction to all genders, so I technically identify as both bisexual and Pansexual”
by Amaya Akira July 8, 2018
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esexual

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.
That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself
by Four Twenty September 24, 2006
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Eggsexual

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.
Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”
by Xyliette October 8, 2018
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