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was a Martyr, an Innovator, and some say he was too ahead of his time. His message was rejected because other vibes saw it too radical. Some even say he was the second coming of Jesus. Rest In Peace EpicSex2, you will be remembered.
Have you prayed to our lord and savior EpicSex2 today?
by Pontosaurus December 21, 2020
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Epsicle

Frank Epperson was only 11 years old when he invented the originally named Epsicle. He had left his fruit flavored soda outside on the porch with a stir stick in it. The drink froze to the stick and tasted good. It took 18 more years in 1923 for Epperson to apply for a patent for a "frozen ice on a stick" called the Epsicle ice pop, which his children re-named the Popsicle.
Bob:Have you had any Epsicles?

Fred:No but I had a Popsicle.
Bob: its the same thing.
Fred: BLUGH!
by popsicelised April 21, 2011
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epicness

To describe something that is so amazing that no other word is able to describe its awesomeness.
I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT! (Epicness music plays in background)
by DreamHack January 22, 2009
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Epicles

"Oh man, the girls in the bar last night were loving me, I was like Epicles out there."

"And then Epicles rose from his hangover to rain down awesome upon the world"
by neshow February 21, 2010
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Epictetus

Epictetus, c. 50 – c. 135 AD) was a Greek stoic philosopher. He was born into slavery to a Roman master, gained his freedom only to be banished from Rome. Spending his remaining life in northwestern Greece. His teachings were written down and published by his pupil Arrian in his Discourses and Enchiridion. The Enchiridion of Epictetus is a short manual of Stoic ethical advice. Eschewing Metaphysics the branch of philosophy that studies the fundamental nature of reality, the first principles of being, identity and change, space and time, causality, necessity, and possibility. It includes questions about the nature of consciousness and the relationship between mind and matter, between substance and attribute, and between potentiality and actuality. The word "metaphysics" comes from two Greek words that, together, literally mean "after or behind or among the study of the natural".
Epictetus claimed, "It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.”

He also said: “Only the educated are free.”
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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Epicly CHILL

When some is so CHILL
by Chill egg August 11, 2019
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Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022
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