Epic Fail 

When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.

When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.

Epic Fail by Jumpondees September 8, 2009

Epic Fail 

An extremely overused phrase said when someone makes a mistake

Hahahaha he didn't even come close to passing the easiest class in the school, what an epic fail

Epic Fail by Mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010

epic fail 

something annoying people on the internet say way too much when they try to be funny

there's usually nothing "epic" about it

annoying nerdyass kid: LOL he used his bulbasaur against a charmander EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid 2: OMG you didnt pass in your homework on time EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid tres: im just gonna say everything is an epic fail because i am that cool

epic fail by hating epic everything November 15, 2009

Epic Fail 

to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided

1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason

2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived

3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat

4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars

Epic Fail by dark lord wolf July 20, 2009

Epic Fail 

An annoying as all fuck "internet meme" or trend used by people who aren't innovative enough to come up with an appropriate term, expression, watch too much Attack of The Show, or spend over 8 hours behind a computer.

Boy 1: Did you see that airplane take off and crash?! Dude, "EPIC FAIL"!

Boy 2: Epic----what?

Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro?

Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.

Epic Fail by Zeye May 5, 2009

Epic fail 

A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail

Epic fail by RevolverMonroe December 8, 2009

epic fail 

Arizona Diamondbacks 2010 Bullpen.

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)

-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.

epic fail by hugh_jazz May 15, 2010