Edmoncton

A Canadian city located halfway between Edmonton and Moncton. It is unique in that it is the only city in the world that has never been inhabited by humans.

"Hey dude, let's go to Edmoncton."

"Dude, NO ONE has ever been to Edmoncton. So I think the roads are kinda bad."

by sully.d February 5, 2009

Dirty Eamon

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.

"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"

by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020

enonzi

a total chad, comes from the latin word "chadius" meaning "battle warrior".

enonzi is a total chad

by kennygamr May 21, 2021

Edmonton handshake

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

Emonie

An incredibly beautiful girl , funny , smart , and outgoing . She can either be your bestfriend , or your worst enemy .

" Emonie is one of a kind "

by Lanautica November 27, 2012

Emony

a great person with a sarcastic and sometimes obnoxious sense of humor. can be really chill or really dramatic depending on the moment. usually active in some form of art: performing, writing, etc. big on academics. usually an overachiever in school. can be a loner and just do stuff on their own. other times a huge social butterfly hitting every social event possible. loyal and treasures close friendships. usually busy, works alot, no time to rest. definition of an energizer bunny. does deal with drama or bullshit. comedic relief.

definitely had an Emony moment.

acting like an Emony i see.

name's Emony

Yoooooooooo just like Emony!

by Pseudonym8547 November 20, 2012

Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by Jim April 15, 2006