When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)
by Srdjan March 28, 2008
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A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
by tanski27 March 17, 2011
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Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?
by Mozzer December 25, 2022
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1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it
1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples
by Nutshell July 31, 2015
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