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english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.
I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018
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english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.
someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.
by oooowoooo March 23, 2019
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A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
by Massive rotating balls god August 20, 2022
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Hawng hawng English

The type of English spoken in South Africa by people who even speak it with their noses. When they speak it sounds like hawng hawng hawng...
Hellow how arrrre youi todzayi hawng hawng English
by Billionare Association January 8, 2022
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me no hablo engles

Actual translation is “I don’t speak English” or something like that, but it’s a phrase used and said by friends in response to when their friend says something that’s supposedly in English but it makes no sense whatsoever.
Friend 1: “spouts some gibberish in “English””

Friend 2: “me no hablo engles” in lil baby’s voice
by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV March 11, 2025
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