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New England Steamer

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A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.
So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!
by VILSON September 3, 2003
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To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.
Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.
by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019
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After or during sex when you take a dump in someones mouth it is known as a New England Steamer.
Hey, If you gave a bitch a New England Steamer and then a Clevland Steamer on her chest would it be a road trip?
by Brian P July 28, 2004
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Being outplayed for 95% of a football match by a far superior team, but somehow managing to stay level with them due to a five minute period of scoring a couple of goals, which usually includes a Liverpool player blatantly diving for a penalty (which nobody bats an eyelid about) and hanging on for penalties.

If it was any other team, especially against England, they'd be labelled "cynical", "negative" or old fashioned "cheating bastards", which England's moronic fans will bleat about for at least twenty years afterwards.
England vs Argentina, 1998 World Cup
Liverpool vs Milan, 2005 "Champion's" League Final
by OD Smith June 5, 2005
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New England Stealers

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After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers
by teabag October 16, 2007
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When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.
Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!
by McBoogerballs April 15, 2010
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New England Slang : Any word that ends with "R" or more spacifically "ER" (UUR) , You replace that with "AH" . For instance : Father would be : Fathah . Mother : Mothah , Yes sir would be Yesah and so on . It actually retaines a lot of Old English pronounciations as well . It is spoken through out New England and stretches into Up-State New York (although it varies a bit there) and even into Canada (Eastern) ...
New England Slang is used in New England primarily
by Daniel Worcester October 21, 2014
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