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emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.
my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.
by Dan February 16, 2005
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eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.
Fuck... My mom got a emachines...
by XIII November 7, 2004
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Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!
by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008
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Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.
Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.
by Templestalker August 3, 2011
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emochi

1. same thing as emoji but cooler🔥😎✨️💯

2. emo jimin in some cases
A: Hey, what's your favorite emochi?

B: Who's decision was it to be forced into the world full of filth against one's will? What's the point to exist without fully understanding your place in this world? Is there even a place for someone so miserable like me? I don't feel it, I don't feel anything, I don't want to feel anything. If I could cease into the vortex of nonenity I would without a second thought; in every next destined for me life as well, just to omit the burden of the existence in form of an eternity lasting punishment put on my shoulders forcefully. Therefore, who's decision was it - shall be chastised with as equally gruesome doom...

A: cool, mine is this 😜
by icosaur March 20, 2023
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emachines

A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.
My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.
by thatkidisfat May 5, 2005
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Emchi

A gamer who uses another identity to hide behind so they can make there life better. Someone who enjoys the company of friends online, normally said to have beautiful characteristics. Also has an addiction to Pokemon.
Guy 1: Hey did you talk to Emchi last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she Reeeee'd into her Mike last night about being killed in Overwatch.
by Lazy Pengoo May 22, 2018
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