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Emo hole

A deep, dark abyss totally void of happiness, in which emo kids go to die, cry or cut themselves. Also the perfect metaphor to describe the painful feeling that comes with serious heartbreak or intense hunger.
Emo kid: "I just cut my wrists because I totally hate life."
Fiona: "Why don't you just go die in an emo hole?! I fuckin' hate you! Stupid piece o' shit!"
Emo kid: "Fine! Go DIG me one!"

Being rejected by that really awesome girl put such a huge emo hole in my heart.

I went a whole day without eating. I felt like there was an emo hole in my stomach until I filled it with cheeseburgers.
by Dr. Whatever September 27, 2009
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emo homo

When one is gay, simply because it is emo to do so.
One example of someone being Emo Homo.

Emo Troy: Being gay is wrong, it goes against eveything we are supposed to do, reproduction, procreation, everything.

Dan: Well why dont you be they true rebel and be gay?

Emo Troy: Good Idea, I think I will be gay, just to be the rebel.
by Trexor October 20, 2005
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emo hobocore

Firstly believed to be a joke on 'Questionable Content', a popular Indy Rock web-comic, but soon found to be a genre, to include 'Hobo Metal' which was revolutionised by a band known as 'Trashcan of Deception' in late 2005.

Their music focus was based around any excuse to insult the emokid population of the world with their vulgar, poorly recorded music, as a means of using the hobo image.

Surprisingly this Hobocore music took off, and people were soon downloading and playing these songs to their friends, for their comedic and satirical value - definately not musical.

This band was all about wittily poking fun at everything the emokid trend represented, thus angering angsty teens worldwide who think it's 'cooler' to show little appreciation for life.

Hobos have something to complain about, spoilt rich teenagers don't. Take out the emokid population, are you Hobocore enough?
Emo: omg lyke u guys r soo meen
Emo Hobocore: Yeah, screw you buddy, I've been brushing my teeth with rat blood for 7 years!
Emo: O.. sorri dood.
Emo Hobocore: Yeah that's right, fuck you.

Lyrics from the 'Trashcan of Deception' download sites
www.mp3.com.au/TrashcanofDeception/
spaces.msn.com/apparentlyadrian/

"Introduction to Hobo Metal"
It has previously not been known that hobos burn emokids within their faithful fires. This is revenge, against the spoiled brats who think they have it bad as opposed to those who live in the streets eating rats and pigeons.

"In The Trashcan"
You don’t know years of pain
Shut your faces then
We hobos don’t complain
That life’s inhumane!

(Oh, help me), “No, you're gonna die
(Oh, help me), “No, just say goodbye“

"Black Soul- A Hobo Ray Charles Tale"
We sit around the trash can
Singing songs, holding hands
We hobos are friendly
We even started a band

Then this girl comes along
She says she's got it bad
We asked her, her problem
Oooh, what a drag

CHORUS:
Why can't these kids be happy?
When they got it so good?
Would you kiss a hobo?
Ooh, like hell you would!

She hated her parents
And all o' their rules
And the boyfriend she lost
Was apparently cool

We told her our story
About how fun hobos can be
Frank even got a job
Down at the old box factory
by Hobo_x_Core_x_Lover April 18, 2006
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Emo holocaust

An event which would be appreciated by anyone with common sense and brains. This event would start a holocaust against emo kids.
I wish the emo holocaust would occur.
by emosucksmajorass September 12, 2006
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Emo Homo

Man who is emotionally gay though not always attracted or interesed in the physical aspects of gaydom.
"Dude, are you sure Mike's not gay?"

"No, man, he's just an emo homo."
by Tabitha324 December 26, 2007
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Emo Hottie

A female emo who although has many of the horrible and annoying traits of a typical emo is also extreemly attractive even when dressed in stupid emo clothes.
Dude 1: I heard u were talking to Erin the other day she is a total Emo Hottie!
Dude 2: fucks yeah!
by randazz September 30, 2008
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Emo Horny

The mental state where a modern-day eboy or egirl is very thirsty for a raunchy Discord call.
Eboy: Hey I can't sleep... I'm Emo Horny
Egirl: Wanna sleep with me on Discord UWU?
by OIiverB July 21, 2021
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