Embargo

Popuralized by JFK's move on Cuba in 1963... an embargo is a ban on all coonery, coonish behaviour or either within a certain space or within a residence. This is normally instituted by fed up spouses or fed up parents who have had it with the behaviour of the person in question.

Yung Pop-a-squat: "Yo ma homie Bae-Slaya, when you throwing down another turn up at your spot?"

Brian: "Homie, wifey ain't feeling it no more. She done put on the embargo. By the way you have to call me Brian around the house"

Billy Ray should have put an embargo on Miley years ago...

by Kibztiano Leonaldo October 16, 2014

Jamba Embargo

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.

Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.

by Path March 23, 2007

Butthole Embargo

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

by Bungholiocious March 18, 2010

Embargo

The banning of trade with a country.

Embargo

by Emokiss June 5, 2009

embargo

When one is denied of intercourse or sexual activity from his partner.

Derived from the formal definition of embargo, in which a country is put under prohibition of goods coming in or out. In this case, no penises come in or out.

Aaron: Yo Billy, did she put an embargo on you last night?
Billy: Yeah man, she was pissed. I didn't get nothing. :/

by loki goes rawr January 17, 2005

embargo

o grab me ' backwards.

Embargo! Embargo! Embargo! Embargo!

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004