elevator arithmetic

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

by Ben Faulding April 4, 2006

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)

"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"

by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

eleanormygirlfriend

louis tomlinson’s girlfriend that he obviously loves (obviously)

x: last person you texted?

louis: eleanormygirlfriend

x:

louis: 😉😊😉😊

by jas his girlfriend March 31, 2021

Elevated surfaces

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.

Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”

by Dankiest dictionary October 1, 2018

Eleanna

Eleanna is a very pretty girl with a sweet personality but if you get on her bad side she changes her mood right away, sometimes she can be funny and make you laugh other times she is focused on herself and what she has to do, she has love for her friends and family, but also anyone she will fall in love with . She is very out going with people she feels comfortable with but when it comes to just getting to knowing a person she's a little shy, she enjoys food and will be quick to get uncomfortable eating in front of her crush or anyone specific, although all of this she loves her social media and will always text her friends or take pics .

have you seen eleanna, because i'm going to wanna talk to her .
eleanna seems like such a nice person .

by eleannaa August 4, 2019

Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

by joe shmoe February 28, 2003

eleanore

Beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart. Usually with really blue eyes. Sometimes her mind is an absolutely mess. She is a very rare person, being a nerd while being incredibly pretty and cute. Someone you can totally be yourself around and not give a care in the world about your actions or feelings because she won't judge you for the stupid things you may do or say. If you have ''Eleanore'' in your life, you should never let her go.

Eleanore is like a treasure.

by rileyyy February 16, 2014