Elphus

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

by OmegaSupreme January 19, 2008

Elmhurst

A suburb 15 miles from downtown Chicago filled with rich white kids. Dubbed by Crain magazine as "Chicago's hub for million dollar homes"

Person 1: Who's the kid in the vineyard vines polo carrying a lacrosse stick hopping into that range rover?
Person 2: Oh, it's that douche from Elmhurst

by mcdouce November 12, 2018

Elmhurst, il

While it has it's negatives, Elmhurst arguably has the best location of all Chicagoland suburbs. Being bordered by I-88, I-290, I-294 and it's relative central location, anywhere in Chicagoland is within a 45 min. drive.

No traffic from Elmhurst, il:

Loop: 15-20 min.
O'hare: 15-20 min.
Midway: 25 min.

by hurst is the worst March 2, 2009

Elchubboselectividus

A not so rare affliction where sometimes it disables your ability to hear fat women speaking.

If you wish to support or are interested in helping to find a cure for Elchubboselectividus my doctor will prescribe you a treadmill.

by Diarhea Monsoon September 12, 2020

Elshadai

A gorgeous man. Tends to be very funny and outgoing. Always very good with the ladies in many ways. And is known to achieve anything he puts his mind to.

Girl 1: Wow elshadai is so amazing!
Girl 2: I know right, i wish he could be mine.

by Loverboy#1 November 22, 2021

Elmhurst

A suburb of Chicago where all the white guys pretend to be black. And theres really not too much excitment happening, besides the occasional run to the theatre, Jamba Juice, or Cold Stone

Wanna go to Elmhurst with me this weekend?" "No, its too boring

by 1894ANEjeT July 27, 2011

Elmhurst, Illinois

Town right outside of Chicago, Illinois. Filled with rich white kids...and more rich white kids, with the occasional racially diverse person thrown in there.

Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.

Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.

If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.

Loser Jock 1:Dude! My mom bought a $60 fish for our koi pond!

Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!

Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....

Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!

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by Helpthissucks February 20, 2011