elmer's special

when a man ejaculates inbetween a woman's breasts then firmly holds them together for 15 minutes while drying. this then creates an elmer's glue like stick which holds the breasts together.....quick version--jizz on her tits hold em together and watch em till they stick

Rambo is mad because last night he gave Natalie the elmer's special and now he can't titty fuck her.

by Alex "Little Boy" Daugherty, David "Fish" Fischer, January 31, 2008

Elmer's Surprise

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

by Josh in Munster January 26, 2009

Elmer's Goo

Dried out crust left over from a wad of Cum when the sperm dehydrates and hardens.

When Joe's Grandma passed out in her chair watching TV, his friends were all too eager to cement her eyes shut with a batch of Elmer's Goo!

by Flamin' Raymond June 9, 2009

Elmer's Glue bottle

noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.

Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

Elmer's Spoo

The milky white glob of cum mixed with female lubrication, KY Jelly (and God knows what else) that oozes out of a woman's vagina or anus after annonymous drunken sex. When left to dry, it permenantly bonds her pubic hair to her thong.

Can also be collected after vaginal or anal intercourse for use in children's arts & crafts projects, reapairing cracked engine blocks, leaky radiators and adhering heat tiles to the space shuttle. Great dilapitory too.

NOTE: The patent for Elmer's Spoo has been purchased by the folks who manufacture Krazy Glue.

When that ho woke up this morning, her ass was stuck to the sheets with my Elmer's Spoo.

by Kkaptin Kkirkk November 20, 2009

Elmer's Washable Glue

A glue that is particularily useful in classroom situations and art crafts. It is geard towards younger children because of its ability to be washed off a surface it does not belong. Teenagers also have discovered its ability to be "too good".

Man that Elmer's Washable Glue. It's just too good!

by DiscoveriesInROP July 7, 2016

Elmer's Fudge

The act of shitting in a vagina and then sealing the vagina with elmer's glue. Causing the shit to be stuck in said vagina until someone rips open the glued vagina.

Did you hear about Nikki getting an Elmer's Fudge from Jared.

by Dirteh D October 2, 2009