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KJ Eclipse

Verb. See the definition of Ill. - To do something very well, or "ill" at any given time. Used in the context of rap and hip hop, sometimes it can mean to "drop lyrics of fury".
That man was so eloquent the other night, you could say he "KJ Ecclipsed" the song.

"You just KJ Eclipsed that speech, well done"
by Chuck Laundromat June 6, 2009
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PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.
"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!
by weirdweasel October 11, 2008
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Ellise

A Sweet, kind, fun loving girl who can be very loud and crazy but then very serious and sincere. A social girl who enjoys being random and making others laugh. A girl who sets her own flow and is definitely a leader. Has a lot of spunk and personality. Often gets her name called out wrong in class.... and nobody ever fits in those TWO L's!
Wow that girl is such an Ellise.

That girl is amazing, and I love her name Ellise
by DylanP. February 28, 2011
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Ellise

Fucking sexy af amazing kisser so pretty and kind and the best friend rlly bitchy when in arguments tho. Quite loud and her bub is rlly big
She is such an ellise
by Úñkñòŵñ June 11, 2018
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Double Eclipse

When your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a testicle on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.
Her: I don't want to see your ass while I suck you.

you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.
by TheArchangel April 12, 2011
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Pierce Eclipse

A fat ass person, that is annoying and tells stories that are unbelievably true! a person sooo fat that when they walk in front of you they block the light from the sun. Depleting you of vitamin and happiness.
by king of defines November 7, 2012
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Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 24, 2017
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