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elixir golem 

Elixir golem is a card in clash royale, that is absolute dog shit, it will give the other person elixir when destroyed. If you use it you must hate your life, so to that I say go meet god make a friend.
Fuck our cloned mirror elixir golems fucked us.

Elixir golem 

Elixir golem is a card in one of the most popular mobile games. This card is used in 7x elixir and by retards that have no skill. This card is one of the best ways to come out to the public.
“Hey wanna play 7x elixir?”
“Sure”
“I use elixir golem what about you?”
Never mind.”
Elixir golem by Ryan Delaney8 June 20, 2021

Elixir of the Gods 

A drink that is extremely delicious in every way possible known to man.
Man 1: Oh, man, Big Red is the Elixir of the Gods!
Elixir of the Gods by Froze February 23, 2011

Elixir of Life 

When a woman goes into labor and her water breaks, it is vital that one must grab a cup and fill it with it. There is nothing else that is more pure and natural than drinking the elixir of life, and it tastes good too ;)
"I had 2 pregnant girls at my house and beat them till their water broke. Their elixir of life took up my 1 gallon milk container and gave me more of a thrill than wombing or munging." - Ben Haney...
Elixir of Life by riptupac14 January 5, 2011

Elixir Storage 

A woman or Man that plays clash of clans in their free time that you would like to have sex and ejaculate into.
"Oh my god I want Erin to be my Elixir storage so bad"
Elixir Storage by BR3AD March 7, 2019

Elixir of The Ice Dweller

Elixir of The Ice Dweller is an ancient drink commonly consumed in the far north. Legends say it grants inhuman strength and eternal youth to however drinks of it.

Elixir of The Ice Dweller is also know has hot cocoa.
Person 1: What do you recommend as preworkout?
Person 2: Elixir of The Ice Dweller!