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Elephant Man Getting a Haircut 

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.
"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome 

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

gavin rae the elephant man 

A scottish football song that gets singed by Dundee United when they are vs Aberdeen. The song is aimed at Gavin Rae because he used to play for Dundee and Dundee United are Dundees rivals
Dundee united fan 1: did you hear about gaving rae??????????Dundee United fan 2 what. Gavin rae the elephant man?

The Elephant man 

An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.
Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!
The Elephant man by Conan Owens February 12, 2009

The Elephant Man 

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

The Elephant Man 

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.