by NunyaAnonymous October 31, 2016
Trey Eldred. Black, curly hair with his grey, stormy eyes; he is my ideal lover. Not only that, but he has 7 inches under his pants! He has a good music taste, but he tastes better. He is so cute the way he talks and the way he walks wit his long legs, 6'1 headass. Trey has drip and runs wit a skip, mean to other females besides his own. I hope you see this. <3
Trey Eldred; everyone's liking.
by sasukeslittlehelper October 26, 2020
A cold, often rainy and dreary, desolate and depraved, nearly-dead, podunk town in north-western Pennsylvania which few remaining residents eagerly call "home.” For some odd, and off-kilter reason some folks here inexplicably think higher of themselves, shun outsiders and folks visiting who have long-since relocated.
Warning: These type of folks love to show their assholes to one-another. If you get-out of your vehicle here to venture into the local gas station, or Dollar General, don’t be surprised to find yourself staring into the brown-eye of one of these window-watchers.
Oh! Just passing thru and want a fun road-trip game to pass the time?: Come one, come all!... Count the Trump campaign signs still proudly displayed in yards and on flag-poles of these sore-losers… well past the 2020 election. Witness the absurdity of the rusted out pick-up trucks and dilapidated houses with “Keep America Great” slogans on their bumper stickers and unkempt properties.
Warning: These type of folks love to show their assholes to one-another. If you get-out of your vehicle here to venture into the local gas station, or Dollar General, don’t be surprised to find yourself staring into the brown-eye of one of these window-watchers.
Oh! Just passing thru and want a fun road-trip game to pass the time?: Come one, come all!... Count the Trump campaign signs still proudly displayed in yards and on flag-poles of these sore-losers… well past the 2020 election. Witness the absurdity of the rusted out pick-up trucks and dilapidated houses with “Keep America Great” slogans on their bumper stickers and unkempt properties.
Hey, did you run into Karen when you were home visiting family in Eldred?
Yeah she insisted on showing us her entire asshole again.
Yeah she insisted on showing us her entire asshole again.
by BastardFromABasket October 21, 2022
Kim Eldred drove down the street.
by ShamGawd July 5, 2015