el nino

Spanish for The Nino. As said on Saterday Night Live.

I am...EL NINO! All other tropical storms tremble before...EL NINO!

by Lucy January 3, 2005

El Nino

A lazy man's way of writing "El Niño".

Bill "I heard el nino hit mexico last week."

Margarita "¿Qúe?"

by GreatMcGoogler February 19, 2009

El Nino

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

El Nino

big ol titty's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have big el ninos

by da hawk February 14, 2005

El Nino

The act of receiving a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a dump) and shitting hard. The gentle splaah of turd water on the girl's face is "El Nino".

Hey Danny, I totally El Ninoed that bitch last night.

by S DeeZee December 11, 2007

Blumpkin El Nino

When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.

Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!

by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005

El Nino Effect

Noun. The El Nino Effect is a tropical weather system pattern that does stuff and we don't know what, neither do meteorologists. Which is why they use, this term when they don't know what the fuck is going on, just to cover their asses and to make them sound intelligent. As well as, to give the impression that there is "skill" involved in fortune telling. Oh, I mean meteorology.

Meteorologist: Hey we have this crazy tropical storm coming but we don't know what the fuck it's doing or why. What do we tell the public?

Head Meteorologist: *looks at the doppler radar* I don't know why the fuck its doing that.... tell them it's El Nino Effect.

by Pat Sullivan, the legend March 21, 2009