el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

El capitano

When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.

When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.

by Riancz October 3, 2015

el capitano

Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.

Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.

by the_amadaun September 29, 2005

Elcapitan

Shitter of Ebay auctions

Your auction got ElCapitaned

by Monkster December 16, 2004

elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013