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Eject-ulation

Some times pilots get very excited and comes very close to things. Eject-ulation is when a pilot gets out of a sticky situation before it becomes a "game over" situation.
We have full eject-ulation! The pilot got out safely before causing long-term situation.
by equaliz3r March 24, 2009
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Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.
1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.
by aandc August 29, 2010
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eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.
Oh... So I have to eject pillar?
by MrWhomstDVe December 3, 2020
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eject.funny

A Instagram page they’re like big chungles but worse
Person 1: I followed eject.funny on Instagram
Person 2: why would you do that
by Wwormyworm July 27, 2021
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Full Eject

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.
Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"
by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007
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The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
by Sithspitz November 8, 2011
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mega-eject

Damonism:
(verb)
To eject with utmost haste.
To leave as quickly as possible
I will signal to my brother that is is time to mega-eject by drawing a circle in my hand and pressing the middle of that circle with my finger.
by Michael R. Cavitt July 23, 2005
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