Ejaculit

An adjective to describe something so amazing that you cum

Dude, that orgy was so good, it was ejaculit

by Vikingnuts March 6, 2016

ejaculitis

The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.

Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.

by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014

Ejacuhating

1. When one cums in great anger. 2. To cum angrily.

(In some cases, "ejacuhate" is known to be toxic and hazardous to health.)

When he found out his bike got stolen, he just started ejacuhating on everyone that passed by!

by Lord of the Penises March 18, 2011

ejaculito

A small amount of jism. Usually on, or around, the chin.

Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.

by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008

Ejaculitus

Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.

My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.

by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011

Ejacushart

A sexual act in which an individual(typically a himbo top)simultaneously ejaculates and releases a loud gaseous bowel movement onto another individual(typically a boykissing femboy)alongside the ejaculated content.

Sean: Oh I’m really close baby, you want me to ejacushart on you again?
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee

by TheWordsmith200 September 29, 2025