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1. (Noun) Mos Eisley is a primitive city of Tatooine, so far on the outskirts of the Galactic Republic, that many laws are ineffective and useless, as their are almost no Goverment Officials or forms of Law Enforcement. Slave trade is a common business, and is ran by Organized Crime. This City is entirely fictional and is purely a senario in George Lucas's Star Wars.
2. (Adjective) A slang term that can be used to describe anything that is just voraciously bitching. Must be used with very much discretion as this is a very powerful term. Although, almost anything in itself can be Mos Eisley, it is solely up to the user to decide when appropriate. The user of this word must be qualified. Qualification is gained through asking permission of the Author/Inventor of this word, or being in the Inner-Circle of those who made brought Mos Eisley to its modern usage. The common result of those who use the term "Mos Eisley" in a situation where Mos Eisley is clearly un-called-for, is the user becomes a social-outcast, his/her's opinions are not taken seriosly anymore, and general humiliation from one's peers.
Please, If you don't understand the true meaning of Mos Eisley, as I am sure many of you do not, don't use this phrase. You obviously are not qualified to say Mos Eisley in any situation. The slang term is so closely related to Tits Magee that occasionally it may be used as a synonym for Tits Magee, and vice-versa.
However, as much as this word is used as an expression to describe something as undeniably awesome, Mos Eisley can also be used in a sense of exasperation hence, the emphasism on the word is changed.
1. (Noun) Mos Eisley is a primitive city of Tatooine, so far on the outskirts of the Galactic Republic, that many laws are ineffective and useless, as their are almost no Goverment Officials or forms of Law Enforcement. Slave trade is a common business, and is ran by Organized Crime. This City is entirely fictional and is purely a senario in George Lucas's Star Wars.
2. (Adjective) A slang term that can be used to describe anything that is just voraciously bitching. Must be used with very much discretion as this is a very powerful term. Although, almost anything in itself can be Mos Eisley, it is solely up to the user to decide when appropriate. The user of this word must be qualified. Qualification is gained through asking permission of the Author/Inventor of this word, or being in the Inner-Circle of those who made brought Mos Eisley to its modern usage. The common result of those who use the term "Mos Eisley" in a situation where Mos Eisley is clearly un-called-for, is the user becomes a social-outcast, his/her's opinions are not taken seriosly anymore, and general humiliation from one's peers.
Please, If you don't understand the true meaning of Mos Eisley, as I am sure many of you do not, don't use this phrase. You obviously are not qualified to say Mos Eisley in any situation. The slang term is so closely related to Tits Magee that occasionally it may be used as a synonym for Tits Magee, and vice-versa.
However, as much as this word is used as an expression to describe something as undeniably awesome, Mos Eisley can also be used in a sense of exasperation hence, the emphasism on the word is changed.
VORACIOUSLY BITCHING TERM
Person #1: Wow, George Carlin is one cool guy.
Person #2: Mos Eisley!
Person #3: Word.
Ex 2
Person #1: There's a snowday today! That's so mos eisley!
EXASPERATION TERM
Person #1: Damn, the only thing on TV is Jerry Springer..
Person #2: Mos Eisley..
Person #1: Wow, George Carlin is one cool guy.
Person #2: Mos Eisley!
Person #3: Word.
Ex 2
Person #1: There's a snowday today! That's so mos eisley!
EXASPERATION TERM
Person #1: Damn, the only thing on TV is Jerry Springer..
Person #2: Mos Eisley..
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a person that is pure at heart and true to all. stands up for herself and others she trusts and love. noble of the female type. if you meet her you will never forget her. eyes of hazel.
Eisley is Aslan's wife.
by ladywolf August 12, 2010
Get the Eisley mug.originated by george lucas, adapted by jack hagen to fit its modern use which can be used for anything in general bitching terms. this word is closely related to the word tits magee from anchorman, this word was adapted to fit its modern use by garrett shilkie and greg morman. (see TITS MAGEE)
person one(dumb bitch): one day i was walkin to school, and a sucka bitch squirrell ass was rapin my woman, so i killed him with tazer bitch.
person two(you): really?
person one: yea
person two: MOS EISLEY
EXAMPLE TWO
hobo: hey got any change?
you: yeaaa i think i got someMOS EISLEY! (when saying this, yell it as if it is part of the word "some" or other word etc)
person two(you): really?
person one: yea
person two: MOS EISLEY
EXAMPLE TWO
hobo: hey got any change?
you: yeaaa i think i got someMOS EISLEY! (when saying this, yell it as if it is part of the word "some" or other word etc)
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Get the eisley mug.Eisley’s are beautiful living and kind they will never back stab you they are usually tall about 5,2
They are usually animal lovers and love dogs as they usually have brown hair and brown eyes as they eat a lot but like to try to stay fit (sometimes) Eisley’s have a very good heart and would do anything for there friends and family Eisley’s are very stylish as Eisley are also athletic and like some sports a little picky about the sport tho they are also very into music as they like to play intruments Boys don’t let a Eisley get away she is also a cute little one
They are usually animal lovers and love dogs as they usually have brown hair and brown eyes as they eat a lot but like to try to stay fit (sometimes) Eisley’s have a very good heart and would do anything for there friends and family Eisley’s are very stylish as Eisley are also athletic and like some sports a little picky about the sport tho they are also very into music as they like to play intruments Boys don’t let a Eisley get away she is also a cute little one
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Jeter8276: happy hour tonight?
HolyLoral1: I'm in, Plugs?
Jeter8276: mos eisley
HolyLoral1: eh?
Jeter8276: sorry, most likely
HolyLoral1: you "mos eisley" need to get a life
HolyLoral1: I'm in, Plugs?
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HolyLoral1: eh?
Jeter8276: sorry, most likely
HolyLoral1: you "mos eisley" need to get a life
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